Diario de JustBananas, 29 jul. 20

Today at work (well, during the Zoom meeting) my boss announced that we would not be coming back into the office before the New Year. Likely not before the general population gets vaccinated (so we're looking at next summer, to be realistic).

I drifted off in my head and fantasized about what I would look like in 6-12 months, when all my co-workers go back in and you can see everyone from head to toe.

I WILL look thin and fabulous (stomps foot, punches the air). I WILL have flat stomach, no back fat, carved cheekbones, cut muscles, new wardrobe, new hairstyle.

That's a promise to myself, and I'm putting it Out There. I've just been handed several months to discreetly put my body in order, courtesy of Gov. Gavin Newsom and the Big Deals making the calls at my office. Covid-19 is the Lemons, 50 pounds gone is the Lemonade!