Diario de jimmiepop, 19 may. 21

SPRING RECOMP 2021 - DAY 38
REST DAY


Ice pick's back in the left eye. Oozing again. Huffing oil of oregano to no avail. Face visibly inflamed. #2 now also has it, so awesome!

#1's new employer, it turns out, offers an artisanal deep fried mozzarella stick the size of a Nathan's famous. Including bun. Thankfully, even with employee discount, an order of two is about the same cost as a 3# bag of frozen from the restaurant supply.

Garbage disposal has advanced from train clatter to taxiing Piper Cub. Less harsh on the ear. Increased foreboding. Despite being forcibly exfiltrated from the kitchen at 0300, the night elves managed to build a delicately balanced, Calderesque, tiered fountain of dirty dishes in the sink, sweep the kickspace into the middle of the floor for my pre-dawn barefoot cheese dance, and wedge the business end of the broom amongst the sheet pans. They are nothing if not industrious.

Multiple times each day, sometimes within a single minute, I am asked "how can I help?" I do so want to answer honestly.

Instead, I content myself with visions of my own preemptive demise. Slightly addled, sporting a warm Lagavulin buzz and a bespoke 150s blue check fit for Gatsby, I smile peacefully atop the pyre as the boys loose the flaming arrow and send me downriver to the approving roar of the gathered drunken hoard, whilst the only Ex for whom I have a remaining care, ever the stoic, sheds tears alone in barefoot silence at dock's end, hand open on heart, blazing mane aloft in the Fall breeze, the very portrait of promise unfulfilled, forever blistering, wistful, and completely undiminished by time's unraveling of the myelin sheath, freed at last only when my final wisp vanishes at horizon, just where river meets bay and orange flame of final sunset.

We never wore shoes.
91,4 kg Disminuído hasta ahora: 4,8 kg.    Aún para ir: 7,4 kg.    Dieta seguida: Bien.

1972 kcal Grasa: 118,30g | Prot: 119,65g | Carbh: 106,55g.   Almuerzo: Heavy Cream, Leek Green Soubise, Basmati Rice, Red Onions, Manny's Taco Flour Tortillas, Costco Beef Loin Flap Meat, Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise, Kraft Finely Shredded Mild Cheddar Cheese. Cena: Shoulder Pork Roast (Lean Only Eaten), HEB Cantaloupe Chunks, Kraft Finely Shredded Mild Cheddar Cheese, Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise, Manny's Taco Flour Tortillas, Red Onions. Pasa Bocas / Otros: Fritos Flavor Twists Honey BBQ. más...
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Teledoc for a Rx on the eye, never put your vision at risk if you might have an eye infection. Writing this morning is great - do you have a fever??? LOL I just learned about the real life inspiration for Gatsby, which is not a sweet story with a happy ending, it's even more disturbing. The Hall-Mills Mystery. I binge Bailey Sarian when I can't fall asleep and this is where I end up sometimes, explains a lot. Her voice is super soothing even though the subject matter is not. 
19 may. 21 por el miembro: Katsolo
That last sentence was 109 words without a single period. A record on FatSecret I am sure 😂 
19 may. 21 por el miembro: adefwebserver
Jimmy Hemingway... it just so happens that I am reading For Whom the Bell Tolls...can’t help noticing a similar style.... 😁 
19 may. 21 por el miembro: Sarah1950
im thinking..im missing all the excitment at your house...lol 
19 may. 21 por el miembro: wannabhealthier
Fun to read! 
19 may. 21 por el miembro: erikahollister
You have a gift, jp. Hope the kitchen situation improves. I am assured visions of giant artisanal deep-fried mozzarella sticks on buns will dance in my head tonight!!! 
19 may. 21 por el miembro: jengetfit123
Hi Jimmie, sorry you are still feeling poorly and praying you a speedy recovery🙏🏽. I heard that turmeric is good for inflammation, have you tried it? Within you lies a writer's soul, the imagery in your post was vivid. Have a great day despite the challenges, let's go! 🙏🏽🌻 
19 may. 21 por el miembro: Daughter of the_King
Glad you rediscovered your muse. Lagavulin should help dull the ice pick. Thankful today for the restorative powers of polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. 
19 may. 21 por el miembro: gastropod
Hope you feel better soon! Love the imagery in your writing!  
19 may. 21 por el miembro: bearnoggin
@kat I've got hall mills qued up. Thanks for the info.  
19 may. 21 por el miembro: jimmiepop
@jen. I'm an idiot. All these years and I just realized your name is Jen. Heretofore I thought you were a jenga enthusiast, with some spelling issues. Or something. BTW - it's not a mozzarella stick on a bun. It's a mozzarella stick the size of a Nathan's Famous on a bun.  
19 may. 21 por el miembro: jimmiepop
@all Appreciate the warm wishes and kind words. Feeling better after a ridiculously long nap. Fingers crossed...  
19 may. 21 por el miembro: jimmiepop
Those pesky night elves! They created mischief within my kitchen as well. :/ C'est la vie. 
20 may. 21 por el miembro: AbstractAdjacent
Ha ha, that is funny! I answer to jenge here just fine. I am definitely more of a mozzarella stick enthusiast than jenga. Thanks for the clarification. Still sounds amazeballs.  
20 may. 21 por el miembro: jengetfit123

     
 

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